Daily
7:30 am ET
Waiver Report
Find out who was added and dropped on the waivers.
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Waiver Report: VooDoo Legs ADDED WR Romeo Doubs ($30) DROPPED WR Jarvis Landry PAIN TRAIN ADDED TE David Njoku ($17) DROPPED TE Logan Thomas Draft Dodger ADDED RB Jamaal Williams ($69) DROPPED D/ST Steelers D/ST Road to the Postseason ADDED K Harrison Butker ($0) DROPPED K Tyler Bass
Sunday
7:30 am ET
Players to Monitor
Players to watch on Sunday morning who are in starting lineups that are Questionable, Doubtful, or Out
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Starting Players to Monitor: Just Your Typical Sunday: WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - Questionable PAIN TRAIN: RB David Montgomery - Questionable WR Jaylen Waddle - Questionable WR Michael Thomas - Out Road to the Postseason: K Harrison Butker - Questionable
4:00 pm ET
Scoreboard Update
Display current scoreboard as 1pm games wrap up
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Score Update SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS OhYa 46.90 - 91.36 SMIT TACO 33.60 - 58.00 D34N ALMA 66.42 - 121.10 AJ COOP 70.12 - 71.42 MOBS Approximate Projected Scores SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT TACO 126.78 - 98.61 D34N ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS
8:00 pm ET
Scoreboard Update
Display current scoreboard before Sunday Night Football game begins
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Score Update SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS OhYa 46.90 - 91.36 SMIT TACO 33.60 - 58.00 D34N ALMA 66.42 - 121.10 AJ COOP 70.12 - 71.42 MOBS Approximate Projected Scores SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT TACO 126.78 - 98.61 D34N ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS
Monday
7:30 am ET
Scoreboard Update
Display current scoreboard after all Sunday games have completed
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Score Update SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS OhYa 46.90 - 91.36 SMIT TACO 33.60 - 58.00 D34N ALMA 66.42 - 121.10 AJ COOP 70.12 - 71.42 MOBS Approximate Projected Scores SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT TACO 126.78 - 98.61 D34N ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS
6:30 pm ET
Close Scores
Matchups to keep an eye on that are within 15 projected points going into Monday Night Football
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Close Scores SARN 145.12 - 131.88 CROS
Tuesday
7:30 am ET
Scoreboard Update
Display current scoreboard after all games have completed for the week
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Final Score Update SARN 145.12 - 141.78 CROS OhYa 128.80 - 140.70 SMIT TACO 147.06 - 97.36 D34N ALMA 90.92 - 147.56 AJ COOP 132.92 - 136.38 MOBS
7:30 am ET
Trophies
Trophies given out include highest score, lowest score, biggest blowout, closest win, luckiest, unluckiest, overachiever, underachiever, best manager, and worst manager
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Trophies of the week: 👑 High score 👑 Dank Puns with 166.10 points 💩 Low score 💩 Team Taco with 87.14 points 😱 Blow out 😱 Dank Puns blew out Team Taco by 78.96 points 😅 Close win 😅 Road to the Postseason barely beat After Further Review by 11.54 points 🍀 Lucky 🍀 Road to the Postseason was 3-6 against the league, but still got the win 😡 Unlucky 😡 Draft Dodger was 5-4 against the league, but still took an L 📈 Overachiever 📈 Dank Puns was 36.06 points over their projection 📉 Underachiever 📉 Team Taco was 48.00 points under their projection 🤖 Best Manager 🤖 Road to the Postseason scored 99.87% of their optimal score! 🤡 Worst Manager 🤡 Team Taco left 15.90 points on their bench. Only scoring 84.57% of their optimal score.
6:30 pm ET
Power Rankings
Power rankings based on quality of wins, points scored, and margins of victory. Also display projected playoff chances
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Power Rankings (Playoff %) 22.60 (89.9) - PAIN TRAIN 20.85 (77.7) - Just Your Typical Sunday 20.75 (73.2) - Road to the Postseason 20.30 (73.7) - VooDoo Legs 19.25 (73.2) - Dank Puns 17.65 (54.8) - After Further Review 16.50 (41.5) - Avaricious Aesthete 16.45 (58.5) - Pickle Rick 15.35 (37.2) - Draft Dodger 7.95 (20.3) - Team Taco
Wednesday
7:30 am ET
Current Standings
The most up-to-date standings after the football week has completed
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Current Standings: 1: PAIN TRAIN (3-0) 2: Road to the Postseason (3-0) 3: Just Your Typical Sunday (2-1) 4: VooDoo Legs (2-1) 5: Dank Puns (2-1) 6: Pickle Rick (1-2) 7: After Further Review (1-2) 8: Avaricious Aesthete (1-2) 9: Draft Dodger (0-3) 10: Team Taco (0-3)
Thursday
7:30 pm ET
Matchups
Reminder of who’s playing who, sent before Thursday Night Football kicks off
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Matchups After Further Review(1-2) vs Just Your Typical Sunday(2-1) PAIN TRAIN(3-0) vs Road to the Postseason(3-0) Dank Puns(2-1) vs VooDoo Legs(2-1) Pickle Rick(1-2) vs Avaricious Aesthete(1-2) Draft Dodger(0-3) vs Team Taco(0-3) SMIT (1-2) vs (2-1) AJ D34N (3-0) vs (3-0) COOP Alma (2-1) vs (2-1) MOBS JEEF (1-2) vs (1-2) CROS OhYa (0-3) vs (0-3) TACO Approximate Projected Scores SMIT 150.72 - 137.44 AJ D34N 148.48 - 152.40 COOP Alma 137.33 - 142.12 MOBS JEEF 144.61 - 110.25 CROS OhYa 156.41 - 126.81 TACO
Friday
7:30 am ET
Scoreboard Update
Display current scoreboard after Thursday Night Football
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Score Update SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS OhYa 46.90 - 91.36 SMIT TACO 33.60 - 58.00 D34N ALMA 66.42 - 121.10 AJ COOP 70.12 - 71.42 MOBS Approximate Projected Scores SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT TACO 126.78 - 98.61 D34N ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS