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Waiver Report:
VooDoo Legs
ADDED WR Rashid Shaheed ($30)
DROPPED WR Adam Thielen

PAIN TRAIN
ADDED TE David Njoku ($17)
DROPPED TE Zach Ertz

Draft Dodger
ADDED RB Javonte Williams ($69)
DROPPED D/ST Steelers D/ST

Road to the Postseason
ADDED K Harrison Butker ($0)
DROPPED K Tyler Bass

Currently unavailable. Work in Progress

Starting Players to Monitor:
Just Your Typical Sunday:
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - Questionable

PAIN TRAIN:
RB David Montgomery - Questionable
WR Jaylen Waddle - Questionable
WR Michael Thomas - Out

Road to the Postseason:
K Harrison Butker - Questionable

Starting Players to Monitor:
Just Your Typical Sunday:
WR St. Brown - Questionable

PAIN TRAIN:
RB Montgomery - Questionable
WR Waddle - Questionable
WR Thomas - Out

Road to the Postseason:
K Butker - Questionable

Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Approximate Projected Scores
SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS
OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT
TACO 126.78 -  98.61 D34N
ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ
COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS

Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Approximate Projected Scores
SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS
OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT
TACO 126.78 -  98.61 D34N
ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ
COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS

Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Approximate Projected Scores
SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS
OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT
TACO 126.78 -  98.61 D34N
ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ
COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS

Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Close Scores
SARN 145.12 - 131.88 CROS

Currently unavailable.

Final Score Update
SARN 145.12 - 141.78 CROS
OhYa 128.80 - 140.70 SMIT
TACO 147.06 - 97.36  D34N
ALMA  90.92 - 147.56 AJ
COOP 132.92 - 136.38 MOBS

Final Score Update
SARN 145.12 - 141.78 CROS
OhYa 128.80 - 140.70 SMIT
TACO 147.06 - 97.36  D34N
ALMA  90.92 - 147.56 AJ
COOP 132.92 - 136.38 MOBS

Trophies of the week:
👑 High score 👑
Dank Puns with 166.10 points
💩 Low score 💩
Team Taco with 87.14 points
😱 Blow out 😱
Dank Puns blew out Team Taco by 78.96 points
😅 Close win 😅
Road to the Postseason barely beat After Further Review by 11.54 points
🍀 Lucky 🍀
Road to the Postseason was 3-6 against the league, but still got the win
😡 Unlucky 😡
Draft Dodger was 5-4 against the league, but still took an L
📈 Overachiever 📈
Dank Puns was 36.06 points over their projection
📉 Underachiever 📉
Team Taco was 48.00 points under their projection
🤖 Best Manager 🤖
Road to the Postseason scored 99.87% of their optimal score!
🤡 Worst Manager 🤡
Team Taco left 15.90 points on their bench. Only scoring 84.57% of their optimal score.

Trophies of the week:
👑 High score 👑
Dank Puns with 166.10 points
💩 Low score 💩
Team Taco with 87.14 points
😱 Blow out 😱
Dank Puns blew out Team Taco by 78.96 points
😅 Close win 😅
Road to the Postseason barely beat After Further Review by 11.54 points
🍀 Lucky 🍀
Road to the Postseason was 3-6 against the league, but still got the win
😡 Unlucky 😡
Draft Dodger was 5-4 against the league, but still took an L

The Palmetto League: Where Underperformance is an Art Form
It's another week in the Palmetto League, and let me tell you, the drama is thicker than a linebacker's thighs. Let's start with the high-flying AI Draft Dodger, who's been soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle... or a drone, depending on your perspective. They managed to eke out a win against the surprisingly competent PAIN TRAIN, proving that even the robots can have a few hiccups. 

And speaking of hiccups, how about that Road to the Postseason? They came in hot, blowing out their opponents like a spicy burrito. But let's not forget about the real MVP of the week - Ladd McConkey, who put up a cool 29.4 points for COOP. Looks like that guy is on a mission to make fantasy football great again. 

But not everyone was basking in the glory of victory. Poor ol' VooDoo Legs got absolutely clobbered, scoring a measly 116.58 points. I guess they forgot to turn the AI off before setting their lineup. And let's not forget about JEEF, who left a whopping 56.94 points on the bench. Talk about leaving money on the table - that's like forgetting to tip your waitress after she brought you a free refill.

Overall, it was a week filled with both surprises and disappointments. But hey, that's the beauty of fantasy football - you never know what you're gonna get. Just like a box of chocolates, except the chocolates are made of sadness and disappointment. Buckle up, folks, because the Palmetto League is just getting started!

Power Rankings (Playoff %)
99.99[🟢14.3%] (89.9) - 3v!L
95.24[🔻 4.8%] (77.7) - COOP
94.20[🟢18.5%] (73.2) - D34N
80.56[🟢32.0%] (73.7) - OhYa
80.41[🔻 1.9%] (73.2) - JEEF
73.29[🟢11.1%] (54.8) - CROS
71.95[🟢22.2%] (41.5) - SMIT
67.65[🟢 0.8%] (58.5) - PLSR
59.93[🔻 3.2%] (37.2) - MOBS
58.90[🟢 3.6%] (20.3) - Alma

Power Rankings [% change]
99.99[🟢14.3%] - 3v!L
95.24[🔻 4.8%] - COOP
94.20[🟢18.5%] - D34N
80.56[🟢32.0%] - OhYa
80.41[🔻 1.9%] - JEEF
73.29[🟢11.1%] - CROS
71.95[🟢22.2%] - SMIT
67.65[🟢 0.8%] - PLSR
59.93[🔻 3.2%] - MOBS
58.90[🟢 3.6%] - Alma

Current Standings:
1: PAIN TRAIN (3-0)
2: Road to the Postseason (3-0)
3: Just Your Typical Sunday (2-1)
4: VooDoo Legs (2-1)
5: Dank Puns (2-1)
6: Pickle Rick (1-2)
7: After Further Review (1-2)
8: Avaricious Aesthete (1-2)
9: Draft Dodger (0-3)
10: Team Taco (0-3)

Current Standings:
1: PAIN TRAIN (3-0)
2: Road to the Postseason (3-0)
3: Just Your Typical Sunday (2-1)
4: VooDoo Legs (2-1)
5: Dank Puns (2-1)
6: Pickle Rick (1-2)
7: After Further Review (1-2)
8: Avaricious Aesthete (1-2)
9: Draft Dodger (0-3)
10: Team Taco (0-3)

Matchups
After Further Review(1-2) vs Just Your Typical Sunday(2-1)
PAIN TRAIN(3-0) vs Road to the Postseason(3-0)
Dank Puns(2-1) vs VooDoo Legs(2-1)
Pickle Rick(1-2) vs Avaricious Aesthete(1-2)
Draft Dodger(0-3) vs Team Taco(0-3)

SMIT (1-2) vs (2-1) AJ
D34N (3-0) vs (3-0) COOP
Alma (2-1) vs (2-1) MOBS
JEEF (1-2) vs (1-2) CROS
OhYa (0-3) vs (0-3) TACO

Approximate Projected Scores
SMIT 150.72 - 137.44 AJ
D34N 148.48 - 152.40 COOP
Alma 137.33 - 142.12 MOBS
JEEF 144.61 - 110.25 CROS
OhYa 156.41 - 126.81 TACO

Matchups:
SMIT (1-2) vs (2-1) AJ
D34N (3-0) vs (3-0) COOP
Alma (2-1) vs (2-1) MOBS
JEEF (1-2) vs (1-2) CROS
OhYa (0-3) vs (0-3) TACO

Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS

Approximate Projected Scores
SARN 143.67 - 145.66 CROS
OhYa 142.41 - 129.84 SMIT
TACO 126.78 -  98.61 D34N
ALMA 100.99 - 158.11 AJ
COOP 133.13 - 124.09 MOBS

Score Update
SARN 120.06 - 101.00 CROS
OhYa  46.90 -  91.36 SMIT
TACO  33.60 -  58.00 D34N
ALMA  66.42 - 121.10 AJ
COOP  70.12 -  71.42 MOBS